> He’s written 32 books and monographs

I’ve written some books but “monographs” sounds more impressive, possibly with less work.

Note to self: write a monograph

It's just a book with one author and no sequels.
Excuse me, I’m too busy on my monograph to deal with little people such as yourself
Excellent article. Well worth the read. I've always felt that there were people already in the Americas more than 30,000 years ago. We just have to find them.