These are deliberately non-functional, weird, sometimes funny, sometimes philosophical — and usually totally unnecessary.
Some examples:
Sexy Math — solve math problems to reveal erotic images.
Trip to Mars — a real-time simulation that takes 7 months to finish.
Add Luck to Your e-Store — add a waving cat widget to boost your conversion via superstition.
Microtasks for Meatbags — the future: AI gives prompts, humans execute.
Invisible Lingerie — it’s sexy. And invisible.
Artist Death Tracker — art prices spike when artists die. We track that.
Open Celebrity — one open-source face, shared by all. Together we make her famous.
I just enjoy exploring what the web can be when it doesn’t try to be “useful”.
Would love to hear what you think — and absurd ideas are always welcome.
I hope you like my Let's Play: https://youtu.be/iUnbD8xp0f0
That's close to how many companies, plans etc. work today. We manage big groups of people and systems, as syncretic holes. Sometimes a human, sometimes a computer is better at one task.
> I just enjoy exploring what the web can be when it doesn’t try to be “useful”.
I have a project that's arguably strange but deeply serious. I'm building a Pi Bramble [1] and adding services with the goal of making a homelab that is continuously collapsing under the weight of its own complexity. Y'know, for education! But it's also really fun, when I have time to spend on it.
It seems like you might also be absurdwebsite which doesn't seem to be banned (but does have a hidden post from a month ago).
If you plan to use this account it's worth dropping an email to the admins, they are very responsive :)
Or is that because you can't reply to bios444?
Yes, experimenting for fun is what I love. I will check your project.
I put a few of mine on /r/baduibattles but not everything fits well in that bucket. Part fun, part absurdist art, part technological and political critique (examples: a login system that requires the user to sing the same song to log in, or a captcha that asks people to prove they're not robots by taking pictures of others in live surveillance video from unsecured CCTV cameras).
I made https://tellconanobrienyourfavoritepizzatoppings.com the other day.
It was fun. But useless.
toppings=pineapple+
toppings=pineapple
toppings=I+don%27t+know+wh+conan+o+brien+is%2C+but+I+want+him+to+know+that+I+can%27t+eat+pizza+at+all.
toppings=mushrooms
toppings=Brie
toppings=Cheeze
toppings=Wat
toppings=
toppings=peppers+and+onions
toppings=cat+..%2Fetc%2Fpasswd
toppings=pepperoni+is+pretty+good+usually
toppings=More+tiny+pizzas+
fooabar
0x%5B%5D=DTAB
toppings=rendang
toppings=salami
toppings=spinach
toppings=Peppers
toppings=Ham+and+Pineapple+
toppings=french+fries
toppings=egg
toppings=usually+plain+but+i+dont+mind+putting+some+stuff+on+there.+onions+or+pepperoni+or+hawaiian+every+now+and+then.+i+dont+get+why+some+people+are+so+upset+about+pineapple%2C+it%27s+definitely+a+different+taste+but+i+think+it+works%21+although+i+will+say+sometimes+i+think+the+pineapple+slices+are+too+thick+and+so+you+just+get+pineapple+for+a+bite%2C+i+dont+like+that.+love+your+stuff+conan
I wonder what a good UI is for a website like this. I was thinking maybe infinite scroll would work well for a more museum-like experience.
Sort of like a dead pool.
Your score: <span style='color:red'>1."+Math.floor(Math.random() * 39)+"</span> seconds.
I've done similar sometimes in my own microprojects.The One Second of War and the Dark Mandala are not even absurd, but merely surface the reality, of sorts.
ChillyParent reminds me of this classic from Silicon Valley (the show): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGy5SGTuAGI&t=216s
Any hints and favorite AI tools?